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Porn


This link is NSFW (not safe for work), so if you’re at work, or your wife is sitting next to you, don’t click it. But if your wife likes gnomes she might enjoy this. I know I did.

http://m.imgur.com/a/ZcI3t

 

 

Happy Holidays ‘Merica!


I brought you a present. Enjoy.

merica

The Abercrombie & Fitch Wet and Wild Corporate Jet


Say you’re the super rich CEO of a giant company and your tastes are, well, a bit on the wild side. What “rules” would you put in place on your jet if you could do whatever you want (within the law of course)?

If you thought using topless male models as store greeters was awkward, wait till you read what happens on the Abercrombie & Fitch corporate jet. In fact, the title of this article should really be “Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Sounds Creepy.” A recent lawsuit has revealed Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries’ compulsive list of creepy rules for all flight attendants who work on the company corporate jet. And by “flight attendants” we mean young, buff, male models who could just as easily be working as topless Abercrombie store greeters…

Mike Jeffries has been Abercrombie’s CEO since 1992. He has overseen the company’s rise from an obscure, recently bankrupt clothing label, to an international phenomenon with over $4.2 billion in annual revenues. Along the way, Jeffries has become one of the highest paid CEOs in the world earning more than $30 million a year betwen 2004 and 2007. In 2008 he took home $72 million, in 2009 $36.3 million, in 2010 $38.5 million and in 2011 $48.1 million. In case you were wondering, that adds up to $315 million in salary and other compensation in just under a decade.

In addition to his extreme salary, Jeffries has unlimited access to Abercrombie’s Gulfstream G550 private jet. Jeffries, who had a wife and child when he first was hired to run A&F, uses the jet to travel the world with his boyfriend and their entourage of party people. And according to a lawsuit that was recently filed by a pilot who claims he was fired for being too old, Jeffries has a 40-page set of strict rules that all crew members must follow. Most of the rules are directed at the male flight attendants who are hired through a modeling agency. Some of the creepy highlights:

1. The flight attendants must wear Abercrombie jeans, flip-flops, boxer briefs, and polo shirts.
2. Flight attendants must respond to all passenger requests with the phrase “No problem”, as opposed to “Sure” or “Just a minute”.
3. Cabin boys must frequently “spritz” themselves and the plane with Abercrombie cologne.
4. Coats can only be worn on the plane when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower and all polo shirt collars must be flipped.
5. When serving meals attendants must wear black gloves for silverware and white gloves for plates of food.
6. The Phil Collins song “Take Me Home” must be played on the plane’s sound system whenever taking off for return trips.
7. Cabin boys should constantly ensure that there are no fingerprints anywhere.
8. All coats need to be zipped to the fourth button from the bottom. The lowest button should be left undone.
9. All hats must have a two inch thick brim and should sit in the middle of the forehead.
10. “Houseboys” who break a rule may be punished with shirtless push ups.

#6 and #10 are my favorite. It’s good to be the king.

Original article HERE

Tim Butts’ Semi-Regular Hot-Ass Pic


Well, it’s been a while but here are some pictures of Alex Morgan and Heather Mitts, two hot ass US Women’s Soccer players playing in London. Alex Morgan has become a star on the team since the World Cup two years ago. Heather Mitts, as always, is a reserve defender… but she’s hot!

Added in here are pictures of three French National Team players who posed naked (Interesting) and Pia Sundhage, the US Coach, just for balance. Enjoy!


… and she wrote a song about it and threw a party.  Here it is:

PS – If you don’t believe me, look up, “I had sex with Tim Butts” in French.

Hai Karate after shave commercial


I decided to make a theme of sorts. Here’s another cologne/after shave commercial from the 70’s. Tim, I swear, if I didn’t know better I’d say you’re an immortal. How can it be that you are starring in this commercial then, and look identical today?!

Charles Bronson Mandom commercial


Charles Bronson is, like, the manliest of men. So when I saw this commercial I decided, that’s it, I’m going to put on cologne the way he does! That will obviously attract more ladies.

And then I wondered, why does he put it on after he gets home and is headed to bed alone? Where did he acquire such a sweet set of pipes? And who was his interior decorator?!?!

If there is anything we should take away from this is to educate your children: All the world loves a lover.

Arianny Celeste Mug Shot


Hmmm, pretty and crazy? That sounds about right. She looks like she just finished eating someone’s face.

I shouldn’t joke, domestic disputes are no laughing matter. Unless you’re Urkel.

Here’s the report from the Las Vegas Sun about the Arianny incident.

A heated argument early Saturday morning in a Wynn hotel room led to the arrest of UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste and her boyfriend, Metro Police said.

Celeste, 26, whose real name is Arianny Lopez, and her boyfriend, 34-year-old Praveen Chandra, each were arrested on a count of battery domestic violence, according to arrest reports released Tuesday.

A Wynn employee heard a crashing sound from a room and saw Lopez come running out of the room shortly after 4:30 a.m., the reports state.

Lopez told police her boyfriend choked her and grabbed her right arm during an argument about text messages, the reports said. Officers noted that Lopez had scratches on her right arm.

Detectives interviewed Chandra who said Lopez kicked him in the nose in a limousine, where the argument started, the reports said.

The argument escalated in the hotel room, at which point Chandra accused Lopez of throwing two vases at him, police said.

Chandra recorded parts of the argument on his cell phone, which showed him following Lopez around the hotel room and demanding to know why she kicked him in the nose, the reports said. Officers noted injuries to Chandra’s nose and scratches to his chest and arm.

“Chandra also continued to laugh at Lopez every time she said how she felt about him,” according to the arrest reports.

Chandra denied ever touching Lopez during the argument and told police he didn’t know how Lopez received cuts on her arms.

Police arrested both Lopez and Chandra and transported them to the Clark County Detention Center. A hearing for the two in Las Vegas Justice Court is scheduled for 10:45 a.m. Friday.

The two have been dating for seven months, according to the arrest reports.

UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste photos


This one is for you Tim, happy Sunday morning!

R.I.P. Donna