“I was riding on the roof of a train headed to Kolkatta, just me and my monkey Stanley, when…..”

 

GuerillaGorilla:

I was riding on the roof of a train headed to Kolkatta, just me and my monkey Stanley, when he suddenly turned and looked in my eyes. After all these years together, he finally spoke English to me, “Put the pointer finger of your right hand in my bum. Then smell it.”

 

NumberCruncher:

I was riding on the roof of a train headed to Kolkatta, just me and my monkey Stanley, when I realized I left my wallet in my other pants.

 

DasJurisprudence:

I was riding on the roof of a train headed to Kolkatta, just me and my monkey Stanley, when Stanley unzipped his pants and made his little monkey dance in a manner ever so manly.